have u ever watched room raiders on mtv

YO have u ever watched room raiders on mtv.. it rox man.. its bout a guy/girl raiding a opposite gender's room.. find out sick and secret stuff like laundry.. and they even look into ur laundry.. the winner[ best room ] gets a date! watch it.. dun watch the Uk one la

my compo[1]

YO..Composition: a journey through a mysterious land under the sea

Thoughts were whirling in my head when my parents did not return from sea for 7 hours. They would usually have had came back in 5 hours, and they did not leave any prior notice or inform me that they were going anywhere special or distant. Being fishermen, there were only a couple of possibilities. Either they had lost their way at sea, stranded onto an island, or worst come to worse, drowned.

A couple of days later, I still wondered if my parents were going to return, when there was a knock on the door. I creaked open the door, eyes brimming with hope, only to see my dreaded uncle, and he told me that my parents had been proclaimed dead. Without consoling me, he got me to pack my belongings, as I was going to move in with him. I was only 7 at that time.

Years later, when I was living with my uncle Alonso and his cruel family, I was treated like a slave, and tried my best to survive under very harsh conditions. I had to do the dishes, iron the clothes, and various housework which was not suited for young people like me. I ever wondered, why did god put me through this turmoil? I usually would look forward to Sundays, as the whole Alonso family went to church, while living me at home alone. On one occasion, my uncle said to me,” stay indoors you little midget. Pretend as if you do not even exist. While I am away, tidy up the house. Do you get me?” he bellowed at me in the face. I nodded, turned around and sneered.

Alone! At last! I thought of all the time I had in the world alone! Solemnly, I looked out into the night sky and wondered where my parents were. “ mum, dad, where are you? Please come back! I really miss you!” every time I think of my parents, I would look out into the edgeless ocean, and think of the very day they disappeared. Without knowing, I was wheeling out the Alonso’s sailing boat, and preparing to go into the ocean. Furiously I shouted into the sky, shouted and screamed until I lost control. My mind went blank temporarily, as I stared into blank space. I could feel the crisp of the ocean breeze billowing into my face. Ah! Somehow, my senses told me that something was out there waiting to be found, somewhere out there, something was waiting for me. As I regained my senses, I started to sail, further and further away from land, having absolutely no knowledge of where was I going. I dipped my hand into the sea, as a cool sensation gushed through me.

Suddenly, the sky around me started to loom overhead, as rain started to fall. Lightly at first, a mild drizzle,but soon enough, it was pouring down on me and to my horror, the mast of the ship broke. I was completely taken by surprise, and soon enough water came rushing into my ship, consuming me. I struggled and I kicked, but somehow an awesome force just forced me down, I tried to keep my eyes open, but no matter how much effort I put in, it just wouldn’t budge. The water got colder and darker, as the tiniest glitch of sunlight faded from view. I sank deeper and deeper, and slowly, I blacked out.

I felt alive. I tried opening my eyes, staring into the very blur surroundings, trying my best to keep my pupils open. The air was hazy and I was lying on a squishy surface, which felt like a human tongue. The surrounding was misty, and I collapsed, drifting further and further away…

It was on this day where I woke up, wondering where in the world was I, and the first thing that came to thought was “ am I actually alive?” well, it was hard to say, as my back was hurting badly, and my vision was blurred. A strange looking creature strolled into my view. It looked at me as I did the same. Am I seeing an octopus? ‘hello young human, I see you’ve finally come to. Well, welcome to Atlantis! The most thriving underwater city, followed by guano city, and the oceana.’ ‘huh?’I wondered what he was talking.. it sounded all gibberish to me. ‘are you a talking octopus? Well well dreams really do come true you know. That day I was talking to one in my dreams. Now pinch me.. I must be dreaming.’ ‘you are most definitely not dreaming you hypocrite. I may be talking but I’m most definitely not an octopus. Octopuses are silly and dumb. They most certainly can’t talk. And they’re found near the surface, unlike where we are now.. 500 miles below water level.. I’m a pentopus you see, ten tentacles. Call me douza.’ It stretched out one tentacle and shook my hand. I was dumbfounded. ‘500 miles below sea level? Are you mad? You’re joking cause if I am, I’ll be dead. Long dead!’ it stared at me. ‘let me bring you to the king merman.’ Without even asking me, it wrapped one of its ten tentacles around me and dragged me along. It was going to be a bumpy ride.

Outside the oyster, it was thriving with marine life, the city Atlantis loomed into view. A magnificent place to live in. Emerald lights showered the city while having beautiful coral reefs by its side, infested with creatures I had never seen before. Striped fishes of many kinds surrounded me as I looked at them with great interest. Slowly, we entered a pathway filled with aqua flowers, as douza called them. It was lighted up by faint and luminous glows appearing frequently from both sides. Eerie, in a way, but still I looked on as a great city zoomed into view. I was in Atlantis.

Different types of buildings with fine architecture were on either sides of the path. ‘This is our underworld famous longa path! It stretches 14 miles wide and civilians reside on both sides of it. At each end is a fabulous cave, and atop it, is the most glorious place of all, haven, which you humans call it palace.’ Douza commented. 14 miles! This is going to take forever. Suddenly, Douza’s grip tightened. ‘sorry but I’m gonna have to speed up a little’ it said. It suddenly shifted to top gear, as onlookers stared and laughed at me. ‘goodbye young one. Have fun with the pentopus!’ I wondered what they meant. I found out soon enough. It actually reached the end of the road in a few minutes! My vision was blurred and almost got knocked out when it sent some weak electric waves through me. I woke up startled.

‘We have reached’ it said. ‘Tiring right?’ it looked at my exhausted face. I looked into the colossal building which was almost a perfect symmetry. I was awed by the sight of it. No one above water could have actually constructed such a perfect building, judging by how old this city’s history was. ‘built in BCE 191 the haven.’ Douza said. From a distance, I could hear a fading sound getting more and more distant, sounding more and more faint. As I stepped onto the elevated platform, I was engulfed by a purple mist, and I felt shrouded in fear. Such a strange place and such an intruding experience. I never expected this to be realistic or authentic, even more did I never expect an underwater city to exist 500 miles below sea level. And I still had not found the reason of why I was still alive breathing finely underwater as though I was a fish. An odd sensation told me that something lay here waiting for me, something strong, as I bubbled up and down through a narrow tunnel which seemed never ending…

The sound sounded clearer and clearer, as I finally exited the tunnel, looking at all the strange ornaments everywhere in the building. Unbelievable, the surrounding colours were so vivid, so special. It was totally out of this world. My mind was in a whirl as Douza tugged on my hand and said, ‘come honoured guest, this way. The king is waiting.’ Honoured guest? Why was I honoured? Was I special? Were they expecting me? I also wasn’t an important person. And why did they treat me with so much respect? And how did the king know me when it was my first time underwater? How peculiar. I bowed down in front of the king as he said to me, ‘rise young human.’ I took a quick glance at him, and oh what a muscular body he had, in his hand was a ivory coloured trident, looking glorious in his splendor. Shimmering light was emitted from the body of the king, radiance was immense. He spoke in a mono tone, but it was gentle and soothing, heart warming, talking to me as if we had known each other for a long time. I looked at him with great interest, astounded by how well built he was, then he spoke, ‘I know you have been wondering why you are here. We have been waiting for this day, it was a good thing Douza stumbled upon you, floating in the deep blue sea infested by sharks and poisonous fishes. You could have been dinner for some marine creature if not for him. You ought to thank him,’ as Douza’s face turned red momentarily. ‘I still have not told you the reason you are even here. You see, you are one of us. You have been born to lead us, Atlantis, and you Jeremy, have finally came. Douza gave you the elixir of life, enabling you to survive underwater, changing your surrounding air to oxygen. It’s time.’

Two people walked out of a door. They looked very familiar and I felt very weird. Where have I seen them before? Then I realized something, which I always knew was there. They were my parents. ‘mum? Dad? Is that really you? After all these years you have been here?’ I wanted to cry but nothing came out of my eyes. I was just too elated to cry. I went over to hug them.

It was then did I realize something. I found the thing that was missing in me. I found out what was lost. I found where I belonged. I was home.

studi HARD

YO hi all exam's round the corner.. study hard huh.. aiya so tired liao today study like mad hahaas.. worth it la after all this muggin ur efforts will pay off.. ahhahahs

freak show!!

YO.. japanese oral is ova!! yea yea yea man.. lol so scary when the teacher stare at me and said 'hai' at everything i said.. freaked me out.. even when i said i dunno she said hai.. freaky.. scary movie 5'jap version'

well, wateva.. just scary

borin

YO watz bout all that muggin around.. mugging makes u rounded and horizontally challlendged.. oops.. srry to all nerds.. [ w8 a mo.. wat r nerds doing at mee blog ]

halo muggin eh

YO.. schools over.. wheee.. tiring again.. well again.. ya.. u get the ting.. now now dynasty warriors is fun.. i just thrashed someone again.. getting my potential back.. lost touch u c.. now where was i.. yes.. eoys comin.. and i'm watchin tv and readin boks.. mugging.. MUGGING LIKE A NERD YOU NOE.. ain't my sorta life.. absoulutely nope..

retaliate

to blue faced freak i will spam u back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

!?!?!?!

YO srry no reward for spamming

wahaha

YO the results r out..
top spammer: blue_faced_beast@hotmail.com
1st runner up: Deliberately@gmail.com
2nd runner up: watzup@hotmail.com
consolation prizes: warpmetothemoon@yahoo.com.uk
freakishgal@yahoo.co.jp
mhdsassyneighbour@hotmail.com
raysonteo@gmail.com
no thx for spamming my mail..

have u ever:

like ppl!! hey hey hey.. can u try topost ur replies on the blog instead of into my email.. i just received 42 today aft checking my email..hey.. it's a simple blog not as complicated as b4.. thelast one had 12 ppl mantainin it so uhmm.. no taggin here.. hahas

duh: i received a invitation from one of you.. claim to have seen me b4.. swimmin perhaps.. but it was a scot or german name.. neils borudux or some tin lyk tat duh. srry la.. deletedd most of my msgs.. only caught a glimspe of urs... 391 inbox u noe..

well ppl, it's almost time i said gdbye.. mum's bathin.. out soon soon.. no monkeying around.. o i remember.. is anyone who replied in Victoria school or in the VINCINITY.. oh ya... i wanna write one ofmy compos online.. tell me ur comments.. interestin.. can promise u ain't no nerd compo.. my style, MY STYLE.. well u get the ting dun ya.. i'll start wen i hv da time lolol..

THIS EPISODE WAS BROUGHT TO YOU BY: JW-STUDIOUS- INC. a piece of crap with notin but a com..hahahahahahah... quite a gd one 2.. k.. so long.. until nxt time.. more posts less spam plz//


i jus dun understand u guyz man.. freakish devilish manichs.. try spamming my friend: u'll end up with 10 digit numbers in ur inbox:: jk/ mayb 3??

srry guyz

YO.. i was busy.. no time to read all those emails.. well tied down with projects.. and to some one called blue_faced_freak99 stop spamming me!!! ahhh.. well school's as usual no special activities.. but still.. hahs.. didn't play much over weekends.. studying for EOYS---end of year.. u get the picture.///today.. our topic: no spamming!

spamming is bad for ur health and if u spam too much using a yahoo mail u will get a error 99.. hahahs.. i ain't lying dudes.. my freind from hmm.. holland is livin in the fullerton hotel.. in case u dunno wat tat is.. it's one of te best in singapore. muahah... top class.. near clarke quay.. but but but.. time to go.. mum pestring to shut dwon in a couple of erm mins time.. bb!!!!!

i'm back

YO.. everyone.. myopia is a veri bad thing.. it causes u to wear a stupid duo piece of glass called specs. unconfortable.. irritating.. fragile.. stupid eh.. heed miii advice.. rest ur eyes.. [although i dun do it often] lol

links

YOhttp://eternalduel.com
http://runescape.com
http://maplesea.com
http://battleon.com
http://neopets.com
http://kingdomofloathing.com
http://lotro.turbine.com
oh yea.. that's lord of the rings.. it ain't free

YOfile://NUCLEAR ENERGY jw(1)

REPLY TOOTS.. jkjk not toot

YOYOYO.. ppl why don't u reply.. sob sob

a tweeny vote

YO.. I NEED A VOTE
SHOULD I HAVE A TEAM OF PPL DOING TIS BLOG?
I DUNNO. DOIN ONE MYSELF IS TR=IRING.. AND MY LAST MASSIVE BLOG HAD LLIKKEE 12 PPL MODERATING AND 50 POSTS EVERYDAY... TOOT I NEED UR COMMENTS lololol

stop crapping around

YO i know that was crapp
i've been spammed countleess number of times.. n dun try it at home..
HEALTH WARNING: SPAMMING WILLCAUSE YOU TO SEE DOUBLE.. ASK YOUR NEIGHBOURHOOD *DOGTOR*-- ONLY A DOG WOULD AGREE

haiz

for ur info... no spamming
let me tell u a story
ONE DAY A SPAMMER WAS ON HIS USUAL ROUTINE SPAMMING AWAY AND HE WAS VERY PLEASED WITH HIS NEWLY BOUGHT AUTO CLICKER.. HE CAN'T IMAGINE HOE FUNNY IT WOULD BE WHEN PPL WAKE UP AND FIND THEIR INBOX JAMMED FULL WIRTH 6 DIGIT NUMBERS.. ONE DAY.. HE HAD A NIGHMARE..
MUMMY!
GUESS WAT HE DREAMT?
HE DREAMT THAT HE GOT SPAMMED. AND THEN THE NEXT DAY HE READ HIS MAIL AND FOUND ONE SOECIAL ONE. IT SAID: E MAIL BILLS: TERMS AND CONDITIONS: IF U HAPPEN TO EXCEED 1000000000000000000000000 SENT MESSAGES, YOU WILL HAVE TO PAY 1CENT PER MAIL.. AND ALL THE MAIL WILL BE THEN RESENT TO U. SINCE YOU ARE USING G MAIL.. ONLY 250 MB OF SPACE. PER KB U EXCEED, PLEASE PAY 1CENT.. GUESS WHO WOKE UP TO SEE 60 DIGIT NUMBER NEXT TO HIS INBOX FOLDER? THE SPAMMER: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO..

HE QUIT SPAMMING FOR LIFE

how to reply to all u tooters out dere who dunnon how to

how to reply.. CLICK ON THE PENCIL IDIOTS!!

my fav comedian

YO..have you cheacked out this web.. mrbrownshow.com.. he's cute.. and for lame jokes.. go to lol.com.. haven't evemn tried it.. friend recommend 1.. Xian.. noting f`uni happenn nowdays. *toot* oh yes.. i want more comments... and nxt time make useful ones amanda.. and i ain't hot stop emailn mii

MY SCHOOL

ARGHHHH.. dun wanna go back to school, i've got a massive cow sittin behind me who moos all day long and whose voice can be heard 5 miles away.. [ hee's still a fatty old weako] biggest bullies in my class i can't stand.. i was hoping he gets pancaked one day.. it will come.. i'm just waitin.. and i hate several classes: can't sayy.. and don't think vs students are either gays or perverts we've got some sort of spirit.. wat da.. hahas. nerds.. we got. but very few. nerds looks are like that:
on the left.. monkey of a nerd huh.. we'll have a nice time at school sleepin in classes and forgetting ur books and homework!!!8-)

ME

I reckon none of u viewers out dere know hoe i loke like.. well i plan to upload my image.. and i'm in my uniform and tie.. nerdy look.. yikes.. well well u can post ur pics here on my blog and i know who's commentin hahas

handsome eh

Ain't legolas cool.. he's my fav.. i'ma massive lotr fan muahah.. anyway they're free and gd 4 u

these are also my fav.. i am also a fan of lotr.. i'll upload images in some time

Gundam

YO i lurve gundam.. haha.. this is free lancer




rifle gundam.. they loke cool right.. u can upload them

rest ur eyes

YO remember to finish ur homework b4 even touching ur games
gameboys or ps2 or computer or psp or watever.. work first.. and rest ur eyes 15minutes after every 1hr u play or work.. stare in the distance.. look at greeneery.. muahah.. you'll benefit trust me

YOOO projects r tyin me down.. viillainous villians teachers givin me stupid projects.. outta murder mii!!! jkjk.. just do ur project now.. and walala.. evryting's fine

holidayz rulez haha

enjoying ur holidays? studying for endof years? woah.. come here to chat.. some one actually posted here!! my first reply on this blog.. wonder wat happened tp my other 1 lolol.. kk when was i hot...

yooooooooooo holidays!

YO holidays.. as u see i'm free!!!!! now now amanda what's my old blog name i forgot.. boohoo